Every day since October 1st

San Francisco gives me the hiccups.

One. Each. Hour. (hic)

Sometimes they're really (hic) loud.

Usually they are (hic) followed by "he he he."

There are hiccups in the grocery store. There are hiccups at 80 mph in the car. There are hiccups in the shower. There are hiccups during coffee drinking. There are hiccups everywhere. (hic)